if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
what the actual fuck
The entirety of my dream house
Invite me over so I can say I pissed in a 2 million dollar pool.
Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.
*teacher hands you homework on the first day of school*