who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
school is useless it doesn’t equip u with the skills to save rock n roll
- Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance